Funny Limericks For Everyone

Millicent’s Silly Scent

admin — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:00:13 +0000

A bottle of perfume that Willy sent
Was highly displeasing to Millicent
Her displeasure she nursed
as she ranted and cursed
That silly scent Willy sent Millicent

Beau’s Clothes

admin — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 14:00:32 +0000

Two eager and dashing young beau’s
Were held up and robbed of their clothes
In summer it’s warm -
They’ll come to no harm
But what will they do if it snows?

Time Travel

admin — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 14:00:40 +0000

There was a time traveler called Liszt
Though his friends said he ought to desist
But he said I’d rather
And killed his grandfather
Then found that he didn’t exist

Small Medium

admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 14:00:52 +0000

A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail on a most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
And the headlines said “Small Medium at Large”

Robotic Pants

admin — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 14:00:28 +0000

A group of young students from France
Invented some robotic pants.
When given the chance,
they’d go out and dance.
The students, of course, not the pants.

Trolls on Forums

admin — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:04:01 +0000

There once was a troll on a forum.
Who whined that the posts always bored em
so all the others said
get it into your head
that nobody asked you to score em

This one is from Matthew Shannon

Arrow in King Harold’s Eye

admin — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:04:01 +0000

Said King Harold at Hastings on day
I’ve thought of a game we can play,
I’ll call it ‘I spy
With my little eye’
And it’s something beginning with ‘A’.

Thanks to Peter Sharpington for this

Marooned

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:48:43 +0000

Two ships, hauling paint red and blue,
Crashed at sea, in a fog thick as stew,
This terrible crash
Caused a monstrous splash,
Which quickly MAROONED the whole crew.

Thanks Hank for this one.

A Young Girl Named Bree

admin — Sun, 23 May 2010 09:34:37 +0000

There Once was a young girl named Bree,
who lived at the top of a Tree,
but when she fell down,
she went right into town,
And ended up in the bright blue sea!!

Submitted by Amaneek

A Girl From Juneau

admin — Sat, 15 May 2010 15:22:56 +0000

There once was a girl from Juneau
though I’m quite sure that you-know
oh she was so kind
but ne’er did she find
why wolves do bark at the moon-o.

Thanks Holly